Sunday, January 21, 2024

Chicken and Dumplings Using Canned Biscuits

One whole chicken
4 cans of canned biscuits(or less, we like a lot of dumplings and some will disappear during cooking)
Flour
Poultry seasoning
Garlic powder
Onion powder
Salt & Pepper
Place in pot large enough for water to
cover chicken. Set on stove to boil.
Add salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, and poultry seasoning to water. Just a few (4 or 5) sprinkles of each (maybe 1/2 teaspoon except 1 teaspoon of salt). Swish it around in the water. 
Leave to boil until the chicken is almost falling apart. You can turn the chicken over if you feel it needs it. I usually just turn the heat down enough where the bubbling isn't
splashing over the sides and then let 'er cook. I check it after about 1 hour.

*The above notes are also good if you want to make chicken soup or chicken noodle soup. It's all about the soup stock. *

If the water is/has evaporated too
much, add chicken broth or more water to the pot.

Lay out a dough rolling cloth, sheet, or just make sure your counter top is very clean and dry. Sprinkle a layer of flour across your rolling surface.
Gather 2 - 4 rolls of canned biscuits. I use the cheaper store brand biscuits.
I then take each biscuit, roll it out, and cut it into 1-2 inch pieces using a pizza cutter.
*You can use a jar to roll the dough and a knife to cut the dough into pieces if no rolling pin or pizza cutter. *
I do all of the biscuits while the chicken is still cooking so it can be ready to put into the broth. You can use as much flour as necessary to keep the dough from sticking to the rolling pin, cloth, counter top, or each other.
Now it's time to remove the chicken from the broth.
I use a large spoon and a fork to lift the chicken out of the broth. If pieces fall off into the broth, you can recover them using a slotted spoon.
I put a cake pan under a colander to set the chicken into.
CAUTION!!! Chicken will be VERY hot!!
I will run cold water over the chicken,leaving it in the colander, while I pull all the meat off the bones. I Place the meat in a separate bowl and discard the bones, skin, and gristle.
Place deboned chicken back into stock pot. Add more chicken broth or water if needed. Bring to a rolling boil.
Once it's boiling, start adding the cut up biscuits a little at a time while stirring.
The dumplings will puff up, then slowly thin down while cooking. 
Add all biscuits then pour in remainder of flour that's left on the rolling cloth. Or just add a bit of flour. This will thicken up the broth.
Once everything is added, turn burner down to low and let it simmer, stirring regularly. Do this for about 30 - 45 minutes.

* It will want to stick to the bottom of the pan so be sure to stir often *

Once it gets to the desired thickness, it's ready.
Add salt, pepper, or any other
seasonings you want to suit your taste.

Sunday, January 7, 2024

The Saga of the Mysterious Snack Cake

In the beginning......

Not really sure what was going on here..... 
Did he think he was going to be on the toilet a long time, thus a snack was deemed necessary?
Did he have a snack cake in his pocket he forgot about? 
Was this a drive-by snacking? 
I'm wondering how long this snack cake will sit here before he claims it and moves on. 
This is day 2 of the mysterious snack cake.
Day 4. 
Snack cake still there in same position. 
Will it be gone before we need the paper supplies it is guarding??
Stay tuned.

Day 6.
Snack cake still there.
Paper supplies are dwindling from our main source. 
The struggle as to who will remove said snack cake from its week-long resting place is still going on......

Son of a...... 
That man just came in and......
WTF am I gonna do with him??
Welp, I guess we now have ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE CASE OF THE (NOT SO) MYSTERIOUS SNACK CAKE
(Part II, Part Deaux, Part Doo, or Number 2) you decide.
Day......ah, who tf knows any more? 
Supplies are exhausted from the main paper source. 
Snack cake (Part Deuce) is still laying on what's left of auxiliary supplies. 
It's getting down to who will claim the delicious peanut buttery goodness this time around. 
It's me or him. 
May the odds be ever in his favor. ('Cause I sure don't need it) 🤣
Sooo......I look in my handbag and this is what I see. 
The snack cake fairy has been to visit. 
The other day, there was one in the cabinet with the coffee cups. 🤭🙄😄
I asked my husband if we needed anything from the store today. 
He said, "Snack Cakes". 😐
Day 209 1/2. (Or whatever because it feels like this has been going on forever)
As you can see, main paper source is down to (possibly?) one more wipe. 
Secondary paper source is now guarded by not just one, but 2 mysterious snack cakes. They are growing their defense. 
I shall thwart their efforts by going to a third paper source. AHA!!! TAKE THAT! You enticing gang of fat!!
So we haven't posted on the status of the "Mysterious Snack Cake, Part Doo" in quite a while. 
This is the current state of affairs:
Once again, we find ourselves in the frightening dilemma of having to either move the snack cakes, or go in search of another paper source. 
Luckily, I still have my hidden stash to pull from. 
HaHAA!! You Snack Cake promoter!! You'll not get this chubster to fall for your delicious tricks this time either!!
Well, the final remnants of my hidden stash of paper supplies has dwindled down to nothing. 
I can no longer avoid the inevitable.  
I'm now forced to remove the "Mysterious Snack Cakes" from their perch. 
**I will not eat these, I will not eat these, I will not eat these** I chant to myself as I gently remove them from their months long vigil only to place them in a new location.
.
.
.
Like inside my husband's underwear drawer. Yep. He asked for it.
OK, so........
As some of you may remember, I started the saga of "The Mysterious Snack Cake" quite some time ago.
Since it began as the snack showing up on my supply of important bathroom papers, it has since devolved into the snacks being hidden in various areas of the house or articles of clothing between myself and my husband.  
It took him awhile to find the one hidden in the pocket of his shirt that was hanging in the closet. 
But I have to admit, I think it took me longer to find this one. 

He hid it in my boot. A pair of boots I wear only occasionally.  
I was on the phone with a friend when I stuck my bare foot into the boot. I didn't scream, but I'm sure there was, at least, a small grunt of surprise, fear, and me throwing that boot off my foot reeeeaaally fast. 
You see, we had a mouse problem for awhile and my first thought was that a mouse had decided to make this boot his home. 😂
The mice have been long eradicated but the fear of mouse dung on my foot is not a pleasant one. 
Needless to say, while I was at first a bit upset, I think my husband has won the 'hidden snack cake game'........for now. 
I can't wait for him to find where I have it hidden now. 🤣😂
By the way, I hid the snack cake inside one of my husband's flat caps that he keeps in the foyer closet.  Since he never reads my silly blog, I think we're safe. 🤣😂

The end......for now. 😄